I get so excited when buying new chapstick. Hahaha
Dear Meat: Dear Hollister Shoppers, →
dearmeat: I ask you if I can help you find a size in that gigantic stack of t-shirts because: 15% — I personally care that you have a good experience in the store 35% — It’s what I get paid to do 50% — I REALLY don’t want you to mess up the perfect folding job I did on this entire room that took me… YAYY
Put a Harry Potter character in my ask... →
prettygirlfromconcord: Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower....
Tread softly, for you tread on my dreams.– W.B. Yeats (via laceofpearls)
24 hours —> 3 hours of sleep Why does everything seem unreal right now? I just want to sleep but sleep is not forthcoming. Is there no rest for the weary? hahahahaha
Are you fucking kidding me?!!! HOW HARD IS IT TO...
LOL I was SOOOO confused. It was right after I woke up to so I was rather disoriented. Thoughts: Obama’s dead? what? I don’t understand. Claud confuses me. I want to go back to sleep.
Ah not so much anymore but I used to be a major FAN! Who’s on it now? I loved Seohyun&Yonghwa ~~ <3 <3
Strange text of the day:
Claudette: Sorry for bothering you! I wanted to make sure Obama was still alive. :) have a great day! ……… all right then…
give me love
Give me love Give me love Give me peace on earth Give me light Give me life Keep me free from birth Give me hope Help me cope, with this heavy load Trying to, touch and reach you with, Heart and soul -GeorgeHarrison
She said… I know what it’s like to be dead. I know what it is to be sad. And she’s making me feel like I’ve never been born. - THEBEATLES.
Summer Plans (?)
Claudette: When I get back, I am going to need some company now that Boris will be gone, so you can come over and we can draw with chalk in the driveway in our bathing suits and work on our tans.
Claudette: you can be creative and tan at the same time!
it is possible.
Hannah: What if we get chalk on our bodies?
Claudette: Do you plan on rolling around on the driveway?
It's asphalt...so you might cook yourself that way..
actually, I DO plan on rolling around on the driveway.
Claudette: okay. but... you might wanna put non-stick on first...don;t want skin chilling out in the sun. gets gross.
Just got off work and it’s 11. Story of my life.
If there is one thing I hate more than the mafia it is a liar. I wish the mafia...– Michael Scott- The Office
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
jorelynaaye: Normal people: ME: i died. hahahahaha this is soo mee
That Awkward Moment
tumblr-funniest: WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY SAID “WHAT?” THREE TIMES AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PERSON SAID SO YOU JUST AGREE Featured at Tumblr’s Funniest Posts story of my life.
The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.– Ferdinand Foch (via light-essence)