1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 all good children go to heaven.– The Beatles
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You say you love the rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you...– Bob Marley (via bull-e)
Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via imfantasyparade)
When I try to look seductive
When someone gets in the shower right when I'm...
When I find out a class is optional
This is how I'll ask for a kiss lol
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-loner: TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT WE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG SO LET’S SET THE WORLD ON FIIIIYYAAAAHHHHHHHH! WE CAN BURN BRIIGHTAAHHHHH THAN THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
My girlfriend called me on the phone and said,... →
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When guys have sexy jaws
When a guy asks you to formal
I’m in love for the first time, don’t you know it’s gonna last? it’s a love that lasts forever, it’s a love that has no past. Don’t let me down Don’t let me down Don’t let me down
I know you better than you do so put our your...