I like my body when it is with your body.– E.E. Cummings (via imfantasyparade)
penisparker: notdaredevil: penisparker: i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit you can’t get a doctorate in art i don’t give a shit
WHEN I DO SOMETHING OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF MY...
I fly like paper get high like planes– M.I.A. (Paper Planes)
sometimes i get sad that i don’t care about most things, things that should be important..? but then after a few moments of reflection i realize i really don’t care that i don’t care
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store, asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I...
angerliz: we should really all get on redefining the term “friendzone” and making it awesome like YO MARIE YOU WANNA FRIENDZONE FOR A BIT AND TALK, I COULD BE DOWN IN THE ZONE OH NO DUDE SO I MET THIS CHICK AT A PARTY AND IT TURNS OUT SHE WASN’T INTO ME BUT IT’S TOTALLY OK, GOT FRIENDZONED SO HARD, WE’RE GONNA DO STARBUCKS LATER THIS WEEK AND TALK COMICS PLATONICALLY and no one was ever a...
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I Once Dated A Writer and
ofheightsandhollows: Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. ...
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